Note: transcript kindly provided by Flann and extended by me.

Five panel comic.

Panel one: A large shape crashes behind the cat, and the feline is comically shaken.

Panel two: The cat pounces forward hissing, appearing more feral than normal.

Panel three: He faceplants to the ground with an audible BAP.

Panel four: The cat, with his face red from the fall, glances back. Behind him is a giant anthro deer. The deer is wearing no clothes, and more importantly, appears to be rubber in texture. He looks down at the cat, smiling and waving, and chimes: "Hey! Sorry to barge in like this. I saw you in the tram this morning and thought..."

Panel five: Cat looking up in disbelief, as the deer continues: "...you looked really cute"